Natasha: Hers is a very young, selfish love. Whereas Edward’s is grand and European.
Mary: And 100 years old, swaddled in rich scarlet velvet. He’s the ill pedo.
Natasha: But that’s what’s FANTASTIC about all this. It’s mostly driven on the premise the Bella just wants to get fucked but she keeps picking all these monsters. E-HARMONY OF DOOM.